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The doctor rang me this morning to say that the results of my blood test were all clear. I have normal sugar levels, normal kidney and liver functions and I am not diabetic. Cool.

I have recently changed web designer for my site and she had to change the webmaster. I don't really understand how all that gubbins works but one thing's for sure, I've suddenly got an avalanche of sordid spam emails promising untold prowess in the bedroom, lengthening of the parts other men can't reach and the secret cure to Swine Flu. I'm getting so bored of deleting these annoying emails.

My self imposed writing block has truly been shattered as I sit here watching Mel Gibson's Apocalypto on Bravo. I have such an easily broken concentration span! 

I'd better go and delete some more viagra emails.